An Atheist

The lawyer said, “Your honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,

“The fool says in his heart, there is no God.

“Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”

You got to love a Judge that knows his scripture!


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  1. The judge got it wrong. April 1st should renamed ‘God’s’ day, because only a ‘Fool’ believes in god (note small case! for small, narrow minded, self-aggrandising fools ).

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