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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.”...

1. When you’re an introvert and you hear, “let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves.” pic.twitter.com/XnYsVntVwV — Tauji (@Tauji_) 21 Mart 2017 2. 3. Why would anyone go big when they could go home. — slaughthie (@slaughthie) 7 Eylül 2014 4. My introvert side celebrating cancelled plans for something I agreed to when my...

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Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives. Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant set of silverware for her kitchen, so I bought her several sets. Rich Man No. 2: I got you bet. My wife wanted a magnificent pieces of gold and...

Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he finish college?” he asked. “Yes, Dad. In fact, he was always top of his class,” replied the proud girl. “Well, does he have a decent job?” he asked further....

1. My grandfather started jogging two miles a day when she was 60. She’s 98 now and we don’t know where on earth he is. 2. The only good reason to do jogging is to hear heavy breathing again. 3. Joined a jog club and paid $500, but no weight loss. They say it was...

In Nerd Heaven The management is from Intel The design and construction is done by Apple Marketing is done by Microsoft IBM provides the support Gateway determines the product prices. In Nerd Hell The management is from Apple The design and construction is done by Microsoft Marketing is done by IBM Gateway provides the support...

Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from his lessons, he conducted a brief exercise for them. He went to the blackboard and wrote, “Woman without her man is useless”. He called on two students – a...