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  • Ford F150

    A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what money?” says his mother. They knew what a new F150 cost. “Well,” he says, “this one cost me just fifteen dollars.”...
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  • The Math Question

    A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you...
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  • NBA Finals

    It’s game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, “No, the seat’s empty.” “The first man exclaims, “What?!?...
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  • Yachting

    A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.” The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening...
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  • The Weight Loss

    There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the hell, signs up for it. Next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and...
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  • Top 10 Dirty Jokes

    1. The Old Lady Who Makes Bets A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America, one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” The receptionist objected, stating,...
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  • 21 Jokes That Will Make Introverts Laugh Harder Than They Should

    1. When you’re an introvert and you hear, “let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves.” pic.twitter.com/XnYsVntVwV — Tauji (@Tauji_) 21 Mart 2017 2. 3. Why would anyone go big when they could go home. — slaughthie (@slaughthie) 7 Eylül 2014 4. My introvert side celebrating cancelled plans for something I agreed to when my...
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  • Three Rich Men

    Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives. Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant set of silverware for her kitchen, so I bought her several sets. Rich Man No. 2: I got you bet. My wife wanted a magnificent pieces of gold and...
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  • Good Boyfriend

    Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he finish college?” he asked. “Yes, Dad. In fact, he was always top of his class,” replied the proud girl. “Well, does he have a decent job?” he asked further....
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  • 8 Reasons Not to Jog

    1. My grandfather started jogging two miles a day when she was 60. She’s 98 now and we don’t know where on earth he is. 2. The only good reason to do jogging is to hear heavy breathing again. 3. Joined a jog club and paid $500, but no weight loss. They say it was...
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  • Bigger Problems

    An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On my way here until just before we’re about to talk, I’ve farted more than ten times. They’re odorless and soundless, but they still bother me. What do I do?”...
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  • Nerd Heaven, Nerd Hell

    In Nerd Heaven The management is from Intel The design and construction is done by Apple Marketing is done by Microsoft IBM provides the support Gateway determines the product prices. In Nerd Hell The management is from Apple The design and construction is done by Microsoft Marketing is done by IBM Gateway provides the support...
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  • The Importance of Punctuation Marks

    Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from his lessons, he conducted a brief exercise for them. He went to the blackboard and wrote, “Woman without her man is useless”. He called on two students – a...
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