A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person, “how much is the parrot cost?” “twenty quid”, says the sales person.
“What’s so special about the parrot ?” she asks…
Sales person: “This parrot can talk”,
So the lady asks the parrot, “how do I look?”
The parrot replies, “you look like a f*cking Slut?”
The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that it’s a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it. The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 minutes.
The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says, “if you disrespect the lady out there, I’ll soak you in water again” and takes the parrot back outside.
The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady: “If I come home with 1 man what would you think?”
Parrot: “He’s your husband”
Lady: “2 men”,
Parrot: “Your husband and his brother”,
Lady: “3 men”,
Parrot: “Your husband, his brother & your brother”
Lady: “4 men”,
Parrot: “Bring the f*cking bucket of water, I already told you she’s a slut!”