In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!”
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying,
“Your honour, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.”
I only want the atheists joke in facebook please. My daughter is a blonde.!
The judge got it wrong. April 1st should renamed ‘God’s’ day, because only a ‘Fool’ believes in god (note small case! for small, narrow minded, self-aggrandising fools ).
Yeah, and this year Easter is om April fools day
It was scheduled this year especially for you guys.