Heaven or Hell

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One day in class, an elementary teacher was arguing that Jonah’s bible story could not be true because it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as the whale’s throat is small.

One of the girls in class expressed disbelief and insisted that Jonah was indeed swallowed by a whale. Challenged, the teacher repeated that it’s the truth and the little girl should accept it.

The little girl then said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”. So the teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”


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