Nursing Home

A few days later the father called his son again and said, “You have to get me out of here! I hate this place! I can’t live here any more!”

“What’s wrong pop?” asked the son.

“Last night I fell down in the hallway. I was getting up and when I was on my hands and knees, a male nurse came along and sodomized me! I CAN NOT and WILL NOT live like this!”

The son said, “Dad, I know that’s terrible and we’ll get it straightened out, but until then, you have to understand, we have to take the good with the bad. Just hang in there.”

“No son,” said the dad. “You don’t understand! I get an er.ction maybe once a year! I fall down two or three times a day!!!”