The huge jumbo jet came screaming in to land, barely under control. The pilot was sweating profusely while the co-pilot said a silent prayer. After what seemed an age, they managed to touch down and came screeching to a halt just yards before the edge of the runway, tyres smoking.
“My God! That was close!” gasped the pilot, mopping the sweat from his brow. “That runway was SHORT!”
“Yeah!” said the co-pilot, “and WIDE too!”