The Parrot

1 min


A man walks into the bedroom with his naked wife in the bed. His wife notices he is holding a parrot.

– Honey, why are you holding a parrot? Let it go and come to me.

– This is an elephant I want to have s.x with.

– This is not an elephant. This is a parrot.

– I was talking to the parrot.


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