A Million Birds


A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a
tiny man playing a tiny piano.

“Hey, where’d you get that?” The man asks.

The sitting man pulls a lamp from his pocket and tells him to rub it and wish for anything he wants. “Be sure to speak slowly and clearly,” The man warns.

After a second to think, the guy rubs the lamps and a genie pops out. The man screams at the genie in excitement, “I want a million bucks!”

Suddenly, Poof, a million birds appear in the bar.

“I said I wanted a million BUCKS, not DUCKS!”