Eat That Pussy!

The boy came to school. In the middle of the class, the cat jumped out of his backpack. The teacher said:

– Shame on you, Ricky. Why did you bring a cat to school? You

know you are not supposed to bring the animals to the class!

– I am sorry Mrs. Graham, but I had no choice. When I was getting ready to school in the morning, I’ve heard my Dad told my Mom in the kitchen, “As soon as Ricky goes to school, I will eat that pussy!”