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The Court

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like ot give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drugs and pursued them to give up drugs forever! I’ll see you here back in court on Monday.”

Monday, the two guys were in court and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”

“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: o O

And told them this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s very admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” He said to the second guy.

“Well your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I also used a diagram with circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, “This is your .sshole before prison…”

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