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Personal Genie

Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

The other guy replies, “Yes I do.” And hands him a 10 inch BIC lighter.

Surprised, he asks, “Where did you get this?”

The other guy replies, “Oh, I have a personal genie.”

“Really? Can I make a wish?”

“Sure,” says the man, “but speak clearly because he is hard of hearing.”

“Okay, I will.” He says. “I want a million bucks.”

The genie says, “Okay,” and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead.

And the guy says to the other, “You weren’t kidding. Your genie really is hard of hearing, isn’t he?”

“I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?”

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