A guy walks into a bar with a 10 ft. alligator. The bartender tells the man, “No, no, you can’t bring that thing in here.”

The man say’s, “Oh, it’s okay. The alligators tame. I can prove it.” So the man picks up the alligator and puts it on the counter. Then he his pants and puts his package in the alligator’s mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 10 minutes the man says, “See, he’s totally tame. Does anyone else want to try it?”

A man in the back say’s, “Yeah, I’ll try it. But I don’t know if I can keep my mouth open for that long though.”