“Come on, darling,” said his wife. “Show Janice what you can do.”
Gathering himself together, he barked, “D.ck, attention!” and his penis stood proud.
The two women roared with laughter.
Then he ordered, “D.ck, at ease!” but nothing happened. It stayed hard.
“D.ck, at ease!” he repeated, but still it refused to go down.
After two more fruitless attempts, the husband rushed embarrassed to the bathroom, leaving his wife to make excuses for him. After she had seen Janice out, she went into the bathroom and found him masturbating furiously.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
He gasped: “I’m giving this son-of-a-b.tch a dishonourable discharge!”