Big Ears

A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices and a seemingly endless supply of cash.

Eventually the country guy went up to him and said: “You know, you’ve got yourself a real trophy girlfriend there.”

“Why do you think she’s a trophy girlfriend?” said the city boy proudly. “Is it because she’s got long blonde hair and lovely boobs?”

“No,” said the country boy, “because she’s got big ears.”

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  1. For those who don’t “get it”: You see, a trophy is like a big, big cup –maybe about the size of a person’s head, and it’s got big, big handles on the side, kind of of like . . . . .. Get it now?

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