Purse

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were all talking one day. The redhead says, “Oh my gosh, I went in my daughters purse the other day and I found some weed. I can’t believe she smokes that stuff.”

Then the brunette says, “I found a fake I.D. in my daughters purse. I can’t believe she has a fake I.D.”

“Yeah, that’s nothing,” the blonde says. “I found a condom in my daughters purse.

I just can’t believe my daughter has a p.nis.”