Good Boyfriend

Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy.

“Did he finish college?” he asked.

“Yes, Dad. In fact, he was always top of his class,” replied the proud girl.

“Well, does he have a decent job?” he asked further.

“But of course!” she said.

“Given his good fortune, does he give to charity?” asked the curious dad.

To which the daughter replied, “He is the most generous person I’ve ever known. In fact, many people think the same.”

“That’s great, Emily! I can’t wait to meet this guy,” he said finally.

Emily smiled at him and said, “Oh you know him, Dad. He’s the priest at our Church!”