Human Race

1 min


A little girl asked her mother,

“How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered,

“God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,

“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said,

“Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered,

“Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”


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  1. Ha! I like it. Mom thinks she is being smart, but in actuality she is saying she is descended from a bunch of inbreds while her husband evolved. DOH!

  2. Then the little girl said “if there were only two people to begin with, and the entire human race is descended from them, dosn’t that mean there was lots of incest and we are all related? And if Adam and Eve had two sons, doesn’t that mean that they fucked their own mother? And where did Black people and Yellow people and Brown people come from if like the Conservative Christian rednecks all say that Adam and Eve were White folks?

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