“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?”
“No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal”.
The man answered”
“Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?”
“Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t u tell me that dog was a Christian.”