A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms.
She asks, “What size please?”
“Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,”
“Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady.
So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his dick and starts feeling it.
The man thinks, “Hey, this ain’t too bad.”