“This ain’t no Manitoba duck. This here duck’s from Nova Scotia . You got a Nova Scotia huntin’ license?” Again the Newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the Newfie,
“Just where the hell are you from?”
The Newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,
“You tell me, you’re the expert.”
I know people like this, half my family is from Nova Scotia. Canada. They tell some of the best Newfie jokes I’ve ever heard in my life.
The expert story makes me laugh with gusto. All he stories are really very funny. Kudos to the author of this dirty jokes.
I too am from Nova Scotia and let me tell you I take my hat off to the Newfoundlanders. They are the most gracious, fun loving, wittiest people there ever was. I mean where ever in the world would you find a place by the name of Dildo I ask you? Nuff said.