A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant:
“Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The accountant does not answer. The Godfather asks again, “Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The attorney interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.”
The Godfather says, “Well ask him where my damn money is!” The attorney, using sign language, asks the accountant where the 3 million dollars is.
The accountant signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
love these jokes,gonna use them at work
Consistently good.
Another dumb blonde joke…..a blond was driving down a country road when she saw another blonde sitting out in an open field in a rowboat. She rolled down her window & shouted, You know it is dumb blondes like you who give us other blondes a bad name..& I’ll tell you something else..if I knew how to swim I would come out there and smack ya!”