1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Shell.
This was one of the best jokes I’ve heard in a long time. You might not believe it but it sounds too true. Thank you for posting to the website. It brought lots of laughter to my home.
Keep up the good work love them all
Back to BP!? It was Shell he first went to.
Yep, and then Shell at the end as well. Looks like somebody copy/pasted the joke, changed it to a different gas station, and didn’t make all the changes.
You will really end up smiling broadly. More like this one?