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Mountain Man

Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him with a comb. That afternoon, the Army barber sheared off all of Elmer’s hair.

On his second day, the Army issued him with a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Army dentist extracted seven of Elmer’s teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him with a jock-strap.

The US Army has been looking for Elmer for fifty-four years.

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