4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow it’s training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens!
The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, “If you have a problems or questions, please call the pet store.”
So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, “I’ll be right over.” Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The lady welcomes him in and says, “See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sit there.”
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly at the frog and says, “Listen to me! I’m only going to show you how to do this one more time….”
Hilarious I love this jokes and will be looking out for more fun.