Extra Quality

A giraffe was visiting a waterhole in Africa when he spotted a frog. “Hey,” he said to the frog, “you’ve got no neck!”

The frog said: “Why would I need a neck like yours?”

The giraffe replied: “With a neck like mine, you could enjoy life to the full. You see, when I eat something, it takes so long to go down that I can enjoy it all the way. I can savour every second. When I drink fresh water, I can feel it going from my lips to my stomach for ages. It adds a bit of extra quality to my life.”

The frog said: “You’ve obviously never thrown up then!”