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A Newlywed Couple

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.

The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, “I had tolio as a child.”

The wife asks if he means polio. He says, “No, it only affects the toes.”

He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, “I had kneesles, too.”

Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, “Oh no — smallcox, too!”

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