A man walks into a w**rehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, “Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you’ve got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we’re all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner answers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black c**dom.”
“Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs.
A few hours later the man comes down and says: ”Wow, that was great. She didn’t even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black c**dom?”
And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”