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Tour of Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven.

Expecting a long line, he is surprised to see nobody there at all, except for an angel sitting in a chair with his feet up on a table.

“Hello there,” said the angel, “I’m Saint Peter, welcome to heaven!”

“Thank you, Saint Peter,” said the man, “where is everyone?”

“Well, you’re in luck.

Today is just a very slow day, and to make the time pass, I like to give tours to the new arrivals.  Would you enjoy a complete guided tour of heaven?”

“Gosh, I’d love a tour of heaven…lead on, Saint Peter, lead on.”

Well, Saint Peter takes him everywhere.

They go to hear the Heavenly Choir, three hundred angels singing on high.

They go to the Great Hall of Saints and the Great Temple of Martyrs and the man is just overwhelmed.

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