2 sharks swimming around survivors of a sunken ship.
“Follow me son” the father said, “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing & then a few times with all of our fins showing before we eat everybody”
Why? Asked the shark son.
“Because they taste better without the shit inside!” replied father shark!
The Public Transportation
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.
“When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.”
“If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you.”
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously said,
“I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him.”
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “you can go join the other chickens that are around the back.”