The Highway

1 min

A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up and pulls ahead. As he speeds up, the car behind him speeds up and matches his speed.

Again, the man speeds up to make some room between the two cars. Again, the car behind him speeds up and continues to tailgate hime.

To make matters work, the man’s wife calls his cell phone.

“Hey, dear, sorry I can’t talk right now. I’m on the highway going ninety miles per hour but this bozo is still tailgating me like crazy. And to make matters worse,” the man continues, “he’s blinding me with his red and blue lights.”


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