A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.
“There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I must admit.”
“You call that big?” scoffed the Texan. “Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!”
“I’m not surprised,” said the Englishman. “That’s the local lunatic asylum!”