Texan Visitor

A Texan visitor to England asked an Englishman to show him the biggest building in town.

“There it is,” said the Englishman. “It’s quite impressive, I must admit.”

“You call that big?” scoffed the Texan. “Back in Texas we have buildings just like that but over a hundred times bigger!”

“I’m not surprised,” said the Englishman. “That’s the local lunatic asylum!”

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