Strange Earring


– Jim, you are such a conservative guy and you wear this strange earring. I always wanted to ask you how long you have been wearing it. I know you are married so you are not gay but the earring looks pretty feminine. So can you tell me what’s with this earring?

– Don’t worry, Peter. I am not gay, and yes this is a female earring that I am wearing. I have been wearing it ever since the day my wife has found it in our bed.