Signs That You are Way Too Drunk

1 min


1. You’re having an imaginary argument with your girlfriend in which you are winning.

2. You want to go the zoo to check out if they have camels there.

3. It is easier to crawl than walk.

4. You insist you’re not drunk, just “intoxicated”.

5. You can see better with one eye closed.

6. You cannot find your car or the parking area.

7. You slip on dry, flat surfaces.

8. You have a pet unicorn.

9. You’re starting to develop a crush on your roommate’s cat.

10. In a span of two hours, you have gotten surprisingly good with English grammar and you suddenly know how to speak German.


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