There was an Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irishman opened his lunch pail, finding cabbage and beef. “If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I’m gon’na jump off of this building,” he says.
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a burrito. “If I get one more burrito for lunch I’m gon’na jump off this building,” he says.
The blond man opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich. “If I get one more bologna sandwich I’m gon’na jump off of this building.”
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch pail and found cabbage and beef, so he jumped off the building to his death. Next, the Mexican opened his lunch pail, and upon finding a burrito he jumped off as well. Finally, the blond guy opened his lunch pail and found a bologna sandwich. He too jumped off the building.
The next day at their funeral the Irishman’s wife said, “If only I knew that he didn’t like cabbage and beef, I would surely have packed him something else.”
The Mexican’s wife said, “If only I knew he didn’t like burritos, I would have packed something else.”
Finally, the blonde man’s wife spoke. “I don’t know what his problem was. He packed his own lunch.”