Jealous Blond

1 min


A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.

Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!” 


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  1. For me it doesn’t matter if thry are long or short, as long as they are funny. And most of time these jokes are funny. And some are hillarious. Thank you.

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