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Lifeguard

One day a girl on the beach with no arms or legs was crying and a life guard saw here came up to here and asked: “why are you crying?”

“Because I’ve never been hugged before” she said, he hugs her and goes on a few minutes later she’s crying again another life guard see’s her and asks: “What’s wrong?”

She tells him: “I’ve never been kissed before”, he kisses her and goes on a few minutes later she’s crying again another life guard see’s her comes up to her and asks: “What’s wrong?”.

She tells him: “I’ve never been fucked before”, so he picks her up throws her in the ocean and says: “well you’re fucked now”.

What do you think?

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