I am a Man

October 3, 2018, 1:30 pm

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Friend: I am a man.

Me: You both came into your room and had sex.

Friend: I am a man.

Me: Next morning you wake up.

Friend: I am a man.

Me: And she says…

Friend: I am a man.

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