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I am a Lesbian

October 3, 2018, 5:10 am

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Daughter: Dad I gotta tell u something…

Dad: What’s that?

Daughter: I’m a lesbian.

Dad: Okay.
(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)

Daughter #2: Dad I gotta tell u something…

Dad: What is that?

Daughter #2: I’m a lesbian.

Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like d*ck?

Son: I do!!!!

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