Suddenly the huge double wooden doors flew open and in walked the crab. The music stopped and all eyes focused on him as he painstakingly made his way up the red carpet towards the throne, walking dead straight, one claw after another. Nobody had ever seen a crab walk straight before. Even the king was impressed.
Finally after fifteen minutes of straight walking, the crab reached the throne. There, he stopped, looked up at the king and said: “God, I’m drunk!”