– Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me.
– Is she there with you right now?
– No, she is probably on her way to my house.
– Did she threaten you?
– No.
– How do you know she wants to kill you?
– I accidentally liked some hot chick’s photo on Instagram!
– Say no more, I’m sending officers right now.
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