Hot Chicks


– Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me.

– Is she there with you right now?

– No, she is probably on her way to my house.

– Did she threaten you?

– No.

– How do you know she wants to kill you?

– I accidentally liked some hot chick’s photo on Instagram!

– Say no more, I’m sending officers right now.