“God!” Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
“Right again,” said the minister, smiling.
Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?”
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, “You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I’ll break it off and shove it up your ass!!!!!”
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