An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
“Father … During World War II a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that!”
“There is more to tell, Father… she started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.”