A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”
“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”
My great Grandmother did have a pet monkey and I was told Ugly in the Cradle pretty at the table .
I like the artical about The Ugly Baby it was good .I like stories like.It just wasn’t long enough.
Flip Wilson told this joke on the Tonight Show in 1965. Its nothing new lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8OpOlga-Y
That is so funny, I needed a good laugh