A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says, “What can I get you?”
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I’m afraid we don’t.
And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.
Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.
The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice.
Duck song ripoff, original content please.
Originally the Duck orders bread and the bartender wants to nail his beak on the bar
Leave Trump alone let be
Please just tell me the grapes punchline.
Very very silly – but I laughed out loud!!!