The Frog

There’s a guy with a 25-inch p*nis and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having sex with. One day he comes upon a witch and he tells her about his problem. She tells him about a frog who can make his p*nis smaller. All he had to do is make the frog say no and his penis would shrink 5-inches.

So, he goes to find the frog and ask the frog to marry him. The frog says no and his p*nis get down to 20-inches. He decides he wants to be closer so he ask the frog to marry him again, and again the frog said no and another 5-inches are gone.

He decides he wants to be even closer so he ask the frog one more time to marry him.

The frog said, “How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, no, no, no.”