So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese. He catches one and puts it in his bag with the other geese. Just as he closes the bag, a Hunting Inspector walks up.
“Sir, can I please see that bag?” he asks. “Sure,” says the hunter and hands the bag over.
The Inspector looks through the bag, pulls out one goose, and sticks his finger up its ass. He pulls it out, smells it and says, “This here’s a Virginia goose, and do you have a Virginia Hunting License?”
The hunter looks through his wallet and pulls out it and shows it to the inspector. The inspector nods and sticks his hand in the bag and pulls out another goose.
He sticks his finger up it’s ass and says, “This here’s a Maine goose, do you have a Maine Hunting License?”