Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.
The other guy replies, “Yes I do.” And hands him a 10 inch BIC lighter.
Surprised, he asks, “Where did you get this?”
The other guy replies, “Oh, I have a personal genie.”
“Really? Can I make a wish?”
“Sure,” says the man, “but speak clearly because he is hard of hearing.”
“Okay, I will.” He says. “I want a million bucks.”
The genie says, “Okay,” and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly overhead.
And the guy says to the other, “You weren’t kidding. Your genie really is hard of hearing, isn’t he?”
“I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?”
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