A man retires after 35 years at the same job and decides to take his first retirement vacation in Hawaii with his wife.
He is really looking forward to two weeks of sightseeing and golf.
The day they arrive, he signs up for pro golf lessons at the beautiful Pebble Beach Country Club.
After a night out with his wife, they wake refreshed and go out to the links.
The man and his wife and the golf pro begin the course and they do rather well.
After the sixth hole, they catch up to the party ahead of them and need to wait for them to finish the seventh before they can play it.
A tall man with a beard tees off and hits his ball right into the water.
an other Tiger Woods joke.
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.
“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.
Too bad Pebble Beach isnt in Hawaii…..
noticed that—–kinda ruins the joke
Sun, Your joke is better thatn most on this thread…