A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn’t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.
The owner said it was just $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn’t more expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said,
“Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whore house. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”
The woman thought about this, but decided she would buy it anyway. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.
She hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
So funny…! hahahaha
Too much punchline. Just “Hi George!” would work much better.